The Long and Short of the Recall

An enraged Alexandra Long stormed the boardroom. Lena, her terrified secretary, filed into the room right behind her. Alexandra had learned that her company, Diet Co., had issued an emergency recall of "Slim to None," their best selling product.

She flung the reports listing the newly alleged side effects onto the table and began to berate the members of the board for even considering such ridiculous claims as possible, let alone acting upon them. She even told them about how she'd been enjoying the diet drink in question herself for over a month and had suffered no ill effects.

However, as the industry's most powerful and intimidating woman continued to yell at the assembled board members for their idiotic paranoia, Alexandra began to shrink out of her designer suit. Dazed and confused, she quickly climbed out of her suit and onto the table, grabbing some of the pages from the report and pressing them against her body as she demanded to know who was responsible for this disaster.

As the increasingly pathetic businesswoman continued to scream and shrink, Lena finally took an empty water glass placed it over the 3 inch tall woman. Humiliated and powerless, Alexandra hammered upon the glass in outrage. Lena smiled at the board members.

"I'm sure that once Miss Long has calmed down, she'll want to dictate a press release... if we are still able to hear her, that is!"

The board members laughed.


Story by lbh
Artwork by r2roh

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