Clitiatorial Fighters

It had been a viewed as a legitimate sport for centuries, but in recent decades, clitiatorial fighting (Clitoris + Gladiator) has been banned and widely criticized around the world as inhuman. There are still several small, illegal leagues that operate in the shadows that pit shrunken women in combat; often times to the death, but law enforcement pays them little attention. Women that find themselves shrunken are often the target of thieves or criminals looking to sell them as exotic pets to wealthy clients, but they can also be very lucrative commodities as clitiatorial fighters.

Leigh and Meghan are battling each other now in naked hand-to-hand combat. Once inseparable best friends, they unexpectedly found themselves shrunk to 6-inches while on vacation for spring break in Cancún two years ago. The hotel staff found them terrified and naked on the floor of their room, pawned all their belongings, destroyed their passports, and finally sold them to a local black market clitiatorial fighter trainer. After many months of training and humiliating treatment, both girls completely understand that clitiatorial fighting is a "kill or be killed" sport and they will each have to do whatever they have to do to survive.

As tradition holds, the final shrunken victor of the fighting season can earn their peaceful retirement as a pampered house pet if they can vanquish their final opponent in a "Woman VS Beast" battle. Some highlights of previous years include tarantulas, lizards, and snakes as terrifying beastly challengers. Only a handful have ever successfully defeated their animal opponents, but those that have now live on in the pantheon of champions; etched forever in stones of greatness. Their names and the tales of their great gladiatorial battles echo through time.

There was "Diana The Fury" of Fresno, CA in 1983. She took on a baby alligator with an axe wearing only a chain-mail loincloth. She would dye her hair bright red with the blood of her vanquished opponents.

Then there was "Alena the Bellatrix" of the Soviet Union in 1920, who disemboweled a rat twice her size in 8 minutes with her bare hands. Her pickled body is on public display in Moscow and receives nearly as many visitors each year as Lenin's Mausoleum.

“Helen The Slayer of Snakes," perhaps the most famous clitiatorial fighter of all, managed to decapitate a king cobra snake with a single swing of her Roman sword bare naked in Ancient Rome way back in 1018 BC.

The last known winner was "Cecilia La Guerrera Audaz" (Cecilia The Bold Warrior) of Guatemala in 2014. She strangled a squirrel three times her size with her long silky hair. Even before her shrinking at age 29, Cecilia only stood a modest 4ft 11in tall with an unremarkable and quite average build. She was purchased by a wealthy real estate developer and now lives a quiet life on naked display as his trophy pet in his plush high rise office in Chicago.

As for poor Leigh and Meghan, it appears that Meghan has the drop on Leigh and will soon be squaring off against her next opponent: Phương Lê, an unfortunate international student from Vietnam that was poorly trained by one of her former university classmates. He renamed her “The Dragoness.” Given the astronomical odds, even if Meghan vanquishes her former best friend and Phương, she is unlikely to make it to the end of the season, much less defeat whatever critter the organizers come up with this year.


Story by Smaller55
Artwork by Altercomics-German Erramouspe

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